Dear Diary

Last night I had a dream that my family had a 3ft. tall red pet robot. He lived in a little tent he made in the corner, and we realized that he kept getting smarter and smarter.  Then one day my mom saw inside his tent and realized he had been constructing tinfoil sculptures of my sister.  My mom was getting really worried, so we held a family meeting to vote on the best robot solution, and that’s when I woke up.