Dear Diary

sarah.achtemeier@gmail.com
Austin, TX
Artist

Soulmatez

Me: I had a dream last night that you and your mom got together as a lesbian couple, and you were the 'man' in the relationship, and your mom wanted to have a baby but she couldn't, so you had it instead. And you had a mustache.
Rachael: Holy shit. I had a dream last night that I went into labor and was trying to have a baby all night long, but it wouldn't come out.