Dear Diary

sarah.achtemeier@gmail.com
Austin, TX
Artist

My dream-life is WACK.

I’ve had so many dreams lately.  Just in the past two nights I’ve…

  • Gotten my hair trimmed and layered
  • Worked with my grandpa to re-design my parents’ closet.  (Which included a treadmill room).
  • Been pulled over for drunk driving, but we weren’t drunk.  The person I was sitting next to in the back seat was trying to reach to the front to drive, and accidentally swerved a little.  HOWEVER, I wish I could remember who was with me, because they definitely let all the blame fall on ME when the officer was questioning us.  It’s fine though.  He let me go with a warning.
  • Had a chat with a girl about eyeliner
  • Smoked a cigar with my grandma at a banquet
  • Saved everyone from a robbery hi jinx at summer camp, and broke up a fight among the parents, by distracting them with a song-and-dance production.  I remember whispering to someone “Even the robber is clapping!”

I wish I was this productive while awake.