Tamarind: an Indian date (fruit, not love) vs. Tamarin: A squirrel-sized, mustached monkey
| Cory: | What's a 'tamarind? |
| Me: | I think it's a kind of monkey. |
| Cory: | Whaaat?! I really hope you're wrong. |
| Me: | Why? |
| Cory: | Because I drank tamarind juice for lunch today. |