Dear Diary: Archive

Mar 31st

Mar 30th

Hey you.... yes, you!

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Mar 28th

“Dude- Vegan is overkill in my opinion b/c a) You would have to be crazy altered...”

– Tim

Mar 28th

Mar 27th

Get Involved Club →

This idea just sounds perfect. “On the first Thursday of every month at The Social in the heart of London, Get Involved host, Gav, invites special guest DJs and or bands to bring some of their favourite tunes to share with a musically appreciative crowd… Then, later on in the evening, Gav and the Get Involved DJs ask everyone present to quite literally get involved in the most...

Mar 26th

A Brief History of LOLcats →

Finally- an explanation behind the kitteh phenomenon.

Mar 25th

“Don’t risk your health to have sex with the locals.”

– Prof. E. French, Italian Study Abroad seminar.

Mar 25th

Last night I had a dream that my friends wouldn’t let me go to Six Flags with them unless I dressed as a lobster.

Mar 24th

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Mar 23rd

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Mar 22nd

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Mar 22nd

An entertaining exercise...

Tonight I was cleaning out my contacts on my cell. I stumbled upon some entries that left me clueless, and some that made me laugh… “Keith” A trusted member of the Dyersville, IA Police Department. Helped me get my car out of a ditch two years ago. His patrol car was the first and only I’ve ridden in. …I think the number linked to his name was actually the...

Mar 21st

Sarah: Oh hey.  Last night I was eating Chinese with my parents and I saw a Spanish baby with downs syndrome, and it reminded me of you.
 loveyoubestfriend.
Gustavo: That's really weird because last night I was eating a Spanish baby with downs syndrome with my parents and I saw Chinese (people?), and it reminded me of you.
 loveyou2bestfriend.
 PS. it wasn't a baby human so i'm not a cannibal

Mar 19th

Mar 18th

Oh My Sweet Carolina Ryan Adams

Mar 17th

Mar 16th

“Of course it’s deplorable that sexually adventurous young women are constantly...”

– Kerry Howley, Reason Magazine - Hit & Run > Thoughts on Thoughts on Spitzer (via melissa) —- Hell yes. (via debauchette) (via ericlodwick) In posting this, I do not necessarily condone prostitution, but simply want to encourage thinking.

Mar 16th

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